bitter-cryptid:

You haven’t truly had the North Dakota dining experience until you’ve been verbally accosted by a man, who has never heard of the video game series Black Ops and therefore has just invited your father to ‘do a little black ops’ because ‘his friend has a lot of cool guns’, insisting you pull out your cell phone and research a specific UFO in a Little Caesars. Also the man is your cashier.

When you sit down he will come over to your family and insist upon you researching it on your cell phone again. He will give you no plates.