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botanyshitposts:

-chaos
-Helen back at it again with the hostas
-40000999 small children running around and crying
-these bright retina searing pink proven winners brand petunias are horribly mutated Jurassic park style but u bet ur ass we’re gonna sell out of them
-shade baskets??? haha Jennifer u must b kidding. i have not seen a shade basket in 34 years
-the really pretty and impressive hanging baskets priced at $45 but when u turn them around the back is dead from being pressed against the overhead beam
-oH gOd ItS sO hOt
-the shop clearly has all its staff on duty but it’s not enough
-Tomato plants. like so many
-everyone above the age of 67 is required to purchase one (1) or more easter lilies
-DIRT
-the commercial Venus fly traps sealed in a clear container marketed towards children like someone free them
-o u want a single fleck of fairy garden moss??? that will be $11.99 please
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“Which of these ten thousand individual types of plants will look good by my house that I dont have a picture of?”